STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » AW-SHUCKS. MONDAY IS NOT MOMDAY!

Mondaze. What a cruel and calculating prick! Look at what Monday did to this mom. She’s going for $300 dollars’ (the most that Who Wants to be a Hundredaire? ever almost gave out) and she blows it on a question about “Aw-Shucks”. Then, insult and injury join forces with pathetic as the end-of- game sound effect goes off, as if to announce the arrival of “The Duchess of Loser” thus reducing mom to ashes. Finally, there is hope by trying to pretend tomorrow may be a better day. Aw-Shucks.

Actually Monday, I want to party with you. Final answer. Get it?

“(((((MONDAZE!)))))))”

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9 Comments

muthafutha Says:

aw- shucks, how fucken dumb canya get? whatta fucken looooser. final answer.
her husband must’ve given her a few good kicks in the arse when they got back to the house. or not.

04.14.08 at 2:29 pm
JJJ Says:

Interesting use of brackets, and quotes.

04.14.08 at 3:12 pm
Andy Christ Says:

Those are parentheses, and I don’t know what the fuck is going on with that paragraph. Apparently somebody is overly-excited about their punctuation.

04.14.08 at 3:22 pm
Shawn. Says:

Derrick is very good at funny talking but not at funny writing.

04.14.08 at 3:42 pm
miaumiaume Says:

who wants to be a hundredaire?
that’s sounds like funny shit to me?

04.14.08 at 3:46 pm
Anonymous Says:

I wouldn’t have got that one either. “Aw Shucks” used as an adjective? modesty? hunh?

04.14.08 at 4:52 pm
Icy Stuntin' PLAYAZZZ Says:

6 more days until 4:20!!!

04.14.08 at 7:30 pm
Anonymous Says:

“Actually Monday, I want to party with you. Final answer. Get it?” HAAAHAAHAA! I then imagine that horn blowing! as we look forward to Tuesday.

04.14.08 at 8:45 pm
kennig Says:

i’ve never heard of this word before either. is it wasp-dialect?

04.15.08 at 1:12 am

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There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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