STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

I’m glad that we finally live in a world where talking about “the way things were done”, doesn’t sound like trite, bullshit. When I was a kid, we didn’t have text messaging. We had legs and planes and magic markers! If one (as in this case) wanted to get a scoop, we had to fly to the place where the guy was, and creatively ask him for an interview via papyrus and writing utensil. You have no idea how good you have it now you PUSSIES!
P.S. Yes he got the interview niggerrrrsssssss.

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7 Comments

Teddy Ruxpin Says:

The papyrus reference just made my day.

09.16.08 at 4:34 pm
Jerry Reuben Sandwich Says:

Its The ‘Volta # chins ago.

09.17.08 at 5:19 am
peeps Says:

Menendez Bros…so gnarly and fascinating

09.17.08 at 8:13 am
stevienickelback Says:

Menendez Bros?What?

09.17.08 at 12:16 pm
DaddyBoBaddy Says:

The papyrus reference just made me dry.

09.18.08 at 10:14 am
Smiley Face Says:

Hahaha, well done! I like this website, ’cause I get the jokes … and it makes me laugh.

09.21.08 at 1:50 pm
John Travolta Says:

Perfect (1985) — great movie.

09.21.08 at 1:53 pm

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Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.