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FINALLY! I just got my “Ministering the Word of Jesus” video I sent away for months ago and it was worth the wait. The VHS pre-recorded tape teaches me to take a more aggressive but respectful position when converting my Jewish friends, women and dark people. It’s refreshing and I feel, born again all over again! Thank-youuuu Godddddddd!

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5 Comments

SPITTIN' TEETH Says:

now the whole world knows about my bible-preaching-car-jacking technique.

thanks for nothing

05.14.08 at 4:17 pm
Chachi Says:

Something tells me that the hijacker has more on his mind than his mission. Anyone who wears a Members Only jacket while pulling a knife on someone has additional aspirations and wants.

05.14.08 at 5:20 pm
fatcastle Says:

seriously good point chachi.

05.15.08 at 12:55 pm
The Publics Says:

He should have pulled the knife out of the bible. That’s the new shit, I’m gonna start doing that from now on.

05.16.08 at 1:00 am
Mr. Happy Says:

damn, my aunt got car-jacked at Lakeside Pharmacy too! fuckin Christians.

05.23.08 at 10:10 am

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