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BEFORE YOU GET A BABY GET SOME PROPER LIGHTING

Why don’t people who want babies get better lighting and turn off that fucking music. Unless you are in the market for baby ghosts, then this is a great approach.

XO
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This entry was posted on 08.21.09 at 5:38 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

3 Comments

dallgoneit Says:

Babies=sinister music…

08.22.09 at 3:45 pm
babies are overrated Says:

Bacteria can spawn.

08.24.09 at 1:13 pm
fartface Says:

how is babby formed

08.25.09 at 5:12 pm

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