BEIGE is one of the most interesting colors around! It is also the color that is devoted to describing the least interesting people around.
It is ADORED by baby-boomers. Khakis would be nothing without Beige… yet Beige is dying. So boring is Beige, that it is bed ridden. Beige needs your help. So many Beige things have been made that Beige can barely move. Beige needs to shed some LBS. So throw out your beige. Stream down to one pair of beige pants or better yet, none at all. No beige shirts. Throw away your beige friends and burn the beige couch. I want beige to survive, but just barely.
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contemplating Existence, are you Beige; What existence?! Eating yourself more and more out of house and home, they need to bring the jaws of life to extricate you from your hovel so YOU can get immediate medical attention?! LOOSERRR !!!!!!!!!!!! Just stay put until you emaciate to nothing but skin and bone, okay slim?
02.21.08 at 9:55 am
im so down with brown
02.21.08 at 6:56 pm
What is the audio from? I have part of the “Orange” song.
It sounds like Ken Nordine. Who it is?
02.25.08 at 10:03 pm