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James brown did it all. Really from genius albums to rims only, no insanity barred, high speed chases with the cops. Try drawing that graph. However nothing came close to when; during a case of “Miami Vice guest star”, he turned into clouds and then a gorgeous woman. Both the clouds and the woman had the sense to stick with his hairdo.

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This entry was posted on 02.26.09 at 9:10 am by D. Eric Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

5 Comments

damndanman Says:

fan-fucking-tastic

02.26.09 at 10:02 am
Dilly Dob Blorton Says:

Jaaaaames Broooooown? JJJJJJJaaames Brrrrrowwwwn!

Dope shit

02.26.09 at 2:35 pm
FREE JAMES BROWN Says:

What the FAHK was that? Did the bastard son of a David Lynch protege direct that?

02.26.09 at 10:10 pm
dibs Says:

honestly James Brown is the closest thing to christ reborn we’ll ever see. the guy is a full fledged humanitarian.

02.27.09 at 9:54 am
ColonelOneManWeirdEyesPurpleAuraBlimp Says:

Quite. But– oh, I say!– one does find the kind of supernormal episode depicted here rather inconvenient, actually, when it suddenly pops up through a trap in one’s everyday routine. Throws a poor chap off his bally stride, don’t you know. Mind you, one must keep an open mind; as the great Yank philosopher Pearl Bailey has so truly said, “People see God everyday, they just don’t recognize Him.” Bully, that. Cheers. [Exeunt, chased by a bear]

03.17.09 at 6:23 pm

STREET BONER 1127

Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.

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STREET BONER 1126

“Wiggers” is a mean word that stings like a motherfucker but, somehow, “Bonkies” doesn’t pack the same wallop.

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STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

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STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

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