James brown did it all. Really from genius albums to rims only, no insanity barred, high speed chases with the cops. Try drawing that graph. However nothing came close to when; during a case of “Miami Vice guest star”, he turned into clouds and then a gorgeous woman. Both the clouds and the woman had the sense to stick with his hairdo.


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5 Comments
  1. damndanman Says:

    fan-fucking-tastic


  2. Dilly Dob Blorton Says:

    Jaaaaames Broooooown? JJJJJJJaaames Brrrrrowwwwn!

    Dope shit


  3. FREE JAMES BROWN Says:

    What the FAHK was that? Did the bastard son of a David Lynch protege direct that?


  4. dibs Says:

    honestly James Brown is the closest thing to christ reborn we’ll ever see. the guy is a full fledged humanitarian.


  5. ColonelOneManWeirdEyesPurpleAuraBlimp Says:

    Quite. But– oh, I say!– one does find the kind of supernormal episode depicted here rather inconvenient, actually, when it suddenly pops up through a trap in one’s everyday routine. Throws a poor chap off his bally stride, don’t you know. Mind you, one must keep an open mind; as the great Yank philosopher Pearl Bailey has so truly said, “People see God everyday, they just don’t recognize Him.” Bully, that. Cheers. [Exeunt, chased by a bear]


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