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BLACK HYSTERICAL MONTH – OHHHH SPEAR ME THE HYSTERIA

As we all know, Blacks and chucking spears go together like peanut butter and jam in one of those Smuckers jars. A lot of people think Black’s prefer guns but, if if the truth be known we prefer spears. They are easy to conceal, versatile in urban/suburban settings are and a perfect way to show off pride during this month of sticking it to Whitey. Or in this case sticking it IN whitey. Look, after a hard day of drug dealing and pimping and just generally being a burden a good spear-chucking is just what the Witch Doctor ordered!
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7 Comments

basil Says:

its the same video as the last black hysterical month…what…what….what is this….tomfoolery

02.18.09 at 10:21 am
Jesus H. Christ Says:

Yeah, yeah, you blacks will come running to Charlie when your society fails and you don’t know what to do.

02.18.09 at 3:47 pm
whaaa??? Says:

You really don’t see the dude with spear until the end.

02.19.09 at 12:07 am
killjoy Says:

you know, racist humor is funny.

but if i’ve learned one thing from the comments section on this page, there’s a point where it crosses over from comedy to people using it with genuine hate.

i’m all for open dialogue, but reinforcing negativity is shitty, whether you’re talking about racism, or drinking the haterade in general.

02.19.09 at 10:13 am
dibs Says:

remember in do the right thing he calls him a “ditsun spade mulinyan”. I always wondered what “ditsun” meant.

02.19.09 at 12:03 pm
Jesus H. Christ Says:

killjoy, you were obviously adopted.

02.19.09 at 4:45 pm
"Xavier Kincaid" Says:

Fuckin’ poodle eyes, man

02.19.09 at 9:52 pm

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