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BLAK HYSTERICAL MONTH – CONFESSIONS OF A DAD

I remember an ex -girlfriend’s drunk father once confessing to me, “whenever I saw a well dressed Black guy I thought .. PIMP!” (I’m a magnet for those sorts of verbal trinkets.)
Anyway, “well dressed” is subjective, but when I see a guy dressed like a gay super hero I think… Gay super hero. I don’t even have time to get into race.
Also, how does one set up a meeting with Revlon about selling your nails? Do they approach you? Are you nails that legendary in the mens nail scene?. I can’t begin imagine setting up that meeting. Why didn’t American Pimp documentary just shift gears and investigate that?
Is there no fucking justice anymore?

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4 Comments

bob "bitches aint shiyat" barker Says:

i love this move.
way better than ‘pimps up hos down’

i see fillmore slim all the time, dudes a million years old.

02.20.09 at 12:26 pm
Wally's World Says:

“You can’t even spell Versace”
“Oh yeah… F. O. Sachi… Fosachi!”

02.20.09 at 1:10 pm
badtooth Says:

peel money and touch bitches looks great on a resume.

02.20.09 at 11:43 pm
Hata Says:

syphilitic bitches.

02.24.09 at 4:06 pm

STREET BONER 1682

There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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