Sir William is so everything all at once and so in your face that he is a Bukkake festival. We have no where to run , We have no where to hide and it’s about time we surrender to his brilliance. Who else in the world would have the audacity to explore the “cyber-dread, dance music” phase of their career? No one who has ever existed or will ever exist, that’s who. Sir William Idol has the two bowling ball bags for nut sacks needed to pull this kind of shit off. Check out how in love with himself he is! He has a crew of eight men film him while he cyber-performs.


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21 Comments
  1. roscoe Says:

    i just threw up against the back of my teeth.


  2. le roi Says:

    I’ve been waiting for this to be put up. All Time Greatest.


  3. SWEATIN' BONES Says:

    i like the guys surfin the net behind him


  4. Beef Says:

    That nigga looks like he’s straight outta Judge Dredd.


  5. Beef Says:

    This is all Todd Rundgren’s fault. You know that, right?


  6. Janie Says:

    what the hell is with that bullshit El DeBarge moustache? Jeezus Fuck!


  7. Columbo Says:

    Twat.


  8. jesus Says:

    KILLER! BTW Carnage, we are studying you at my school.WOW!


  9. jam rag Says:

    i believe this wanker is capably of writing genius like ‘dancing with myself’ to this……….jesus


  10. srsly Says:

    billy idol might be a wanker but he’s our wanker


  11. mr.wilson Says:

    My cyber-optic nerves are burning.


  12. mr.wilson Says:

    BTW Carnage, we’re studying you at my lamaze class. WOW!


  13. D-tard Says:

    I saw this when it first aired. Billy wrote some damn fine pop songs, but this wasn’t one of ‘em, unfortch. We might’ve forgiven the dumb hair if the tune had legs. Shitty, late-period Duran Duran is not your milieu, William.


  14. D-tard Says:

    Oh, and “http://nodamnsubject.blogspot.com/” is NOT my URL. The only thing I resent more than the default names and default home pages in these forms is me when I forget to clear them. #@$%&!


  15. Blake Says:

    its like one of those shreds videos, except with a person failing at life


  16. reuse, recycle Says:

    I WANT TO BE HYPNOTIZED, NEW TVC DVD PLZ.


  17. jenn Says:

    Is this what toxic shock syndrome feels like?


  18. counting crows feet Says:

    eyes without a face indeed.

    it always slays me that people would karoake any song by that fool and here he is taking even that innate pleasure from his cadre of fans.


  19. Chachi Says:

    Do you want to be hypnotized?


  20. 666 Says:

    im totally addicted to bukkake flicks.


  21. scott Says:

    he still has it


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