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CANADIANS CAN BE SEXY TOO… BUT NOT TOO SEXY, RIGHT BUD?

There were a glut of saucy dancing films that came out in the 80’s. Canada attempted to create the same heat and sizzle but alas there was no sexual steak. Take for example this clip from Heavenly Bodies.
Anglo Canada had a real easy time creating not so hard moments in film, mostly due to The Great Canadian Sexy Famine of the 80’s and 90’s …look it up.

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8 Comments

Brian Says:

She may look a little weird here, but Cynthia Dale as a lawyer on Bay Street . . . to say the least, she brings out the beast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeEV7h3mBtg

09.18.09 at 3:32 pm
X-ray Says:

If Cynthia Dale was hot enough to bag Peter Mansbridge, she’s hot enough for me.

09.19.09 at 11:07 am
david von wellbaumstein III Says:

boooooing!!!

09.19.09 at 8:33 pm
bob the slob Says:

i’m having a wank covered in dorito crumbs. bring out the beast indeed

09.20.09 at 11:52 pm
poopsmear Says:

was that the guy from cobra kai?

09.23.09 at 2:43 pm
Uncle Wah Wah Says:

Anglo Canada???? That’s like saying Asian China, isn’t it?

09.26.09 at 7:51 pm
Ya Blew It! Says:

No, Wah Wah, it’s not like that at all. Canada’s bilingual, there are Anglophones and Francophones. It’s not like Chinese people speak “Asian”.

09.30.09 at 12:49 pm
Poisson Says:

Fuck the French

10.01.09 at 2:34 am

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