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CAN’T CALL NOW BABE, BUT TOMORROW I CAN.

Dear creeps. Why bother calling these numbers at 4AM after a night of rape-eying ladies? It’s late and everyone is tired and you’ve already lied about yourself to real life frightened women all night. Fuck it. I say, call these ladies in the morning, when you get up, call them for advice just before a meeting, call them just to say hi. Sneak out for some romantic times at 3 PM in the local McDonald’s bathroom. Soon, you will realize 4AM is for chumps.
Good luck not singing this jam all day.

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10 Comments

lola may Says:

v. catchy jam indeed

09.10.08 at 1:06 pm
nappertons Says:

hahaha—for all the 4a.m. coke-dicked masturbators out there…you know who you are!!!

09.10.08 at 4:16 pm
dlguy Says:

droppin fuckin loads!!! (you know i had to say it)

09.11.08 at 12:36 am
Chachi and the cast of The Waltons Says:

The girl at 0:07 looks like the original Cesar Ramero Joker.

09.11.08 at 7:52 am
dickdirt Says:

caught myself humming this fucking thing. no joke.

09.11.08 at 9:59 am
drewsy Says:

This makes me want to watch Robocop and Running Man.

09.11.08 at 11:01 pm
uhh... Says:

ewwwwww

09.12.08 at 9:01 am
willy Says:

skanks rule

09.16.08 at 1:21 am
Marvin Gardens Says:

i called and spoke w/ a charming native canadian named sharla. we discussed tacky motorcycles and a mutual yearning for the open road.

09.16.08 at 2:29 pm
Shorty Shitstain Says:

Man, I could go for some 90s hos right about now. Too bad they all have 13 year olds now.

09.19.08 at 12:29 am

STREET BONER 1682

There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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