Here’s an idea. Do not go out with Casual Friday lounge singers and then visit them at their cabaret office during a beef. What will happen is this; you will walk in and your main squeeze will take the opportunity to tell the world what a turd you are and break up with you, via song. Your only option is to storm out with your hands in your face or to grab a mike and sing your side of the story. I would suggest doing the latter but by the time you find a mike and do a sound check you’ll turn around and see their is a ventriloquist setting up on stage shrugging his shoulders.



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5 Comments
  1. Cuntegonde Says:

    HOW ABOUT THAT INTERVIEW?


  2. harvey k-tel Says:

    Is that CBGB’s?


  3. screwdrivings Says:

    PLEASE TELL ME THATIS CBGBS!


  4. fredhatesyou Says:

    DRAMA QUEEENNN! I mean Travolta!


  5. Stephen Dorff Goes Fishing Says:

    staying alive! cynthia rhodes! please please please share some choice cuts from Satan’s Alley, particularly the ending when john travolta lifts finola hughes above his head with one arm and receives a standing ovation from all the stuffy old theater patrons in crepe wool hats going “hub bub! hub bub!”


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