STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » CASUAL FRIDAY ARGUEMENT

Here’s an idea. Do not go out with Casual Friday lounge singers and then visit them at their cabaret office during a beef. What will happen is this; you will walk in and your main squeeze will take the opportunity to tell the world what a turd you are and break up with you, via song. Your only option is to storm out with your hands in your face or to grab a mike and sing your side of the story. I would suggest doing the latter but by the time you find a mike and do a sound check you’ll turn around and see their is a ventriloquist setting up on stage shrugging his shoulders.

This entry was posted on 09.19.08 at 1:21 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

5 Comments

Cuntegonde Says:

HOW ABOUT THAT INTERVIEW?

09.19.08 at 10:12 pm
harvey k-tel Says:

Is that CBGB’s?

09.20.08 at 5:32 pm
screwdrivings Says:

PLEASE TELL ME THATIS CBGBS!

09.22.08 at 12:25 pm
fredhatesyou Says:

DRAMA QUEEENNN! I mean Travolta!

09.24.08 at 1:29 pm
Stephen Dorff Goes Fishing Says:

staying alive! cynthia rhodes! please please please share some choice cuts from Satan’s Alley, particularly the ending when john travolta lifts finola hughes above his head with one arm and receives a standing ovation from all the stuffy old theater patrons in crepe wool hats going “hub bub! hub bub!”

09.24.08 at 10:11 pm

STREET BONER 1127

Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.

ENLARGE

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STREET BONER 1126

“Wiggers” is a mean word that stings like a motherfucker but, somehow, “Bonkies” doesn’t pack the same wallop.

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STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

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STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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