STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » CHILD, THINGS ARE GONNA GET EASIER

Hi I’m here with spring and it has an important message. If you spent the winter eating shit and hating life there is something spring would like to tell you.

SPRING- “ohh ohhh child, things are gonna get easier, oohhohh child, things will get brighter.”

Thanks spring. Appreciate it. So kick the bad times in the testicles and snuggle up tothe bosom of life’s better days. There you go baby… there you go.

* Lupus- I fixed the comma. Thanks man, now people can finally watch the video.

This entry was posted on 04.18.08 at 6:37 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

10 Comments

Applejacks Says:

I am gagging up a storm right now.

04.18.08 at 7:00 pm
Gayboners Says:

That’s a metaphor for the War.

04.18.08 at 11:19 pm
pizzaface Says:

what is she eating?

04.19.08 at 11:27 am
Brd Says:

ass like that.

04.19.08 at 1:22 pm
Lupus Says:

What are “child things”? The comma is your friend, friend.

04.20.08 at 3:49 am
stevienickelback Says:

Dear Lupus,
The guys vids are genius, so maybe a missing comma is not the best use of your incredible attention to detail. Gotta run, I’m on my to the book fair to judge the depth of focus and film stock on each book cover.

xo

04.20.08 at 1:14 pm
Lupus Says:

Dear stevie. Language is the basic building block of civilization. Give it the respect it deserves and it will repay you thousandfold.

04.21.08 at 2:35 am
booboojuice Says:

Lupus is a faglord

04.21.08 at 11:16 pm
Crampon Says:

“faglord”

That one is now in my permanent vocabulary rotation. Thanks, boobjuice! (and Lupus for the comma)

04.22.08 at 3:48 pm
boobsocks Says:

Save the Gramma Drama for your Mamma.
Awesome vid.

04.22.08 at 6:36 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

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