STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

It’s the weekend and that means people go to parties where they may be exposed to drug use. If you encounter any drugs, ever, at a party do the right thing. Get nervous and weird about it. Whether it is booze or weed or coke, make sure you… FREAK OUT and make things awkward. It’s the only way to put an end to these party gatherings which enable laughter and apparently drug use. It’s a war on drugs, so let’s start killing all the parties and let God sort em out.

This entry was posted on 03.28.08 at 3:19 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

10 Comments

dingles Says:

well I should hope so!

03.28.08 at 3:56 pm
rusty Says:

OHHH COKE CAMERON!

03.28.08 at 4:34 pm
penn Says:

everyone has HUGE shoulders.

03.28.08 at 5:03 pm
mr.wilson Says:

We won the battle against shoulder pads, and we’re winning our war for drugs.

03.28.08 at 7:48 pm
stevienickelback Says:

Those shoulder pads are bags of coke.
WHERE IS THE NEW TV CARNAGE!?!?!?!

03.29.08 at 1:43 pm
Grammar Police Says:

“There”, dipshit. Not “their”, at least not in this context. Move along. Nothing to see here.

03.29.08 at 8:00 pm
Crampon Says:

Kirk Cameron has his own show on the bible channel, or the church channel… whatever it’s called. I was flipping thru one day and saw his face, and was like “kick ass. Growing Pains!!… wait, where’s Ben? Why’s he keep talking about Jesus?” damn cable

03.31.08 at 1:43 pm
CLASS Says:

when adults casually mention their cocaine use it’s like when twelve year-olds talk about the celebrities in their family trees. DONT FREAK THO IM TOTALLY OKAY WITH COCAINE OK? also, what kind of rubes care about grammar? we demolished those conventions for a reason, guy.

03.31.08 at 8:47 pm
what the hey Says:

whas funny about this is that my step dad name is micheal seaver but he did coke and LSD and no goes to church

04.02.08 at 8:34 pm
http://www.salvialab.com Says:

Amazing site! love the easy layout

03.08.09 at 5:13 pm

STREET BONER 1121

Dude, Ché only executed 2,000 people. If you’re into communist genocide and you’re sick of Mao and Stalin, go for Pol Pot. He did 2,000,000.

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STREET BONER 1120

Helmets are a great way to say, “I’m another one of these pussy retards that fell for all that gay safety shit.”

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STREET BONER 1119

This gives me a boner the size of Mars but I’m a sucker for old guys in Inca hats.

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STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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