STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » STREET POETRY IS AWESOME!

OOPPS! I made a boner! I thought this was comedy but it is Slam Poetry and I apologize.

I always thought slam poetry was supposed to be good but in lieu of that I will accept BALLSY! This rambling street poem was delivered to a room of people who came to hear fart poems and Monique inspired weight poems about French Toast and French Fries being the only French they gotta learn. Wow that was some refreshing ramble.

Anyway, this poem is awesome and DOES NOT end several years later on planet Cringe, which is shaped like a question mark.

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7 Comments

borneo Says:

no guy, you are wrong. this is world famous slam poet, he wrote books and shit.

03.11.08 at 2:19 pm
Spiri†crusher Says:

stupid ass koreans!

03.11.08 at 2:34 pm
Eli! Says:

‘World famous’ and ’slam poet’ in the same sentence?

Mos Def must be rolling over in his grave.

03.11.08 at 9:41 pm
stepfordhusbands Says:

I agree with Carnage “Planet Cringe”… what is that mess?

03.12.08 at 1:09 am
flood the earth Says:

yea, mos def, glorious creator of slam poetry.

03.12.08 at 1:27 am
flood the earth Says:

ps. join the club sandwich? orange you clever.

03.12.08 at 1:30 am
jeah. Says:

slam poetry has sucked, will always suck, till the end of humanity. Please bury it next to chevy chase doing the skeebop on SNL in the 70’s.

03.13.08 at 5:56 pm

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