STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

TV CARNAGE has been working on COP MOVIE for the last 400 yrs and as it grows into the glorious monster that it is, I find myself with glorious pieces of platinum acting that have no home. Here is one of those crème de la force performance moments.

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Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Says:

Yeah, our collective bad for not recognizing this guy… maybe we can give this guy a lifetime award or some shit…

03.06.08 at 12:18 pm
yourmother'sbestfriend Says:

“Some Velvet Morning” was playing while this played and it worked perfectly. (The lee hazlewood bit at least)

03.06.08 at 4:05 pm
jamal dog man dog Says:

Yes! Cannot wait for the Cop Movie

03.06.08 at 8:49 pm
Oscar Says:

“How did Richenko find out, huh?”

03.07.08 at 12:00 am
drools Says:

that has to be miami vice…. its fucken gold whatever it is

03.07.08 at 7:52 am
von schliemann Says:

ah fantastic, there is nothing like good acting! and that was nothing like good acting.

03.07.08 at 8:18 am
ZachMcDonald Says:

Ritchenko? Shit. It was OJ, don’t yall recognize his man Kato?

03.11.08 at 1:45 pm

STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.