STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » CRYSTAL CASTLE DAZZLES

The other week I directed a video for the Crystal Castles song VANISHED with choreographed dancing children (Thanks Megan). Crystal Castles are in love with the video, as is the label and everyone in the world. Well, everyone with exception to Sydney Australia. They HATE it. Assholes. Until the DEBUT here is a little something to hold you over. Crystal Castles vs. HEALTH–Crimewave.

This entry was posted on 06.19.08 at 2:38 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

9 Comments

dustin Says:

Oh man. Thank you for this. It just made my day.

Can’t wait for the debut.

06.19.08 at 4:34 pm
Reid Says:

Video doesn’t seem to work. Is this happening to anyone else?

06.19.08 at 7:06 pm
Teddy Ruxpin Says:

If it doesn’t work for you go here:
http://www.jeroenwijering.com/?about=JW_FLV_Media_Player

06.19.08 at 7:25 pm
Dan Says:

I didn’t know the Cracker Barrel had exotic dancers.

06.19.08 at 11:51 pm
Mron Says:

So why do they hate Sydney? Anyone shed some light on this?

06.20.08 at 1:04 am
a lady Says:

hahahaha that exactly what i was thinking. if id known about the exotic dancers maybe i would go to the cracker barrel more than once every 8 years

06.22.08 at 12:54 pm
StormWolf Says:

This rules! Why would Sydney hate this? Don’t let a small minority of immigrants ruin it for us intelligent white citizens.

07.03.08 at 7:50 am
son Says:

this gives me the chills every time I watch it, which is constantly

08.16.08 at 1:38 pm
ole-wombat Says:

k, this was disturbing. love the song, though

02.16.09 at 6:49 am

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