STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » CYNDI LAUPER SAVED WRESTLING

People, us, aka (society) always go on about RUN DMC breathing life back into the pouting, velvety corpse known as Aerosmith, or how Who’s the Boss single-handedly resuscitated the worm ridden flesh bag of men’s hairdos; feathered hair. So, where are the accolades for Cyndi F-ing Lauper body slamming the decomposed cadaver of wrestling, back into the land of the living? NOWHERE! Perhaps we, (society) should wake up very soon, (like in 15 minutes) and stop being racist toward women, or we may be in danger of having shown our…TRUE COLORS.
Until tomorrow, this is Pinky Carnage, ashamed and signing off for US (SOCIETY!)

This entry was posted on 03.25.08 at 1:19 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

6 Comments

Cap'n Lou RubberbandsinhisFace Says:

Oh, shit! True Colors is one her songs! Coincidence?!

Keep doing you, Pinky!

03.25.08 at 2:28 pm
Gorilla Monsoon Says:

Excellent work from you people, Time After Time.

03.25.08 at 2:31 pm
cutiemcpie Says:

tv carnage…you are my favorite funnyman!!

03.25.08 at 2:52 pm
STEPHEN Says:

hell yes! Pray to the alter of Cyndi! NOW!

03.25.08 at 5:02 pm
yowza Says:

if you want something great to watch while smoking a big blunt, put “the self destruction of the ultimate warrior” into your netflix queue. he was this wrestler in the late 80s/early 90s who was just methed out of his skull all the time and babbled on in interviews making absolutely no sense. it’s fucking hilarious.

03.25.08 at 11:40 pm
don Says:

holy shit, check her gimping out

03.26.08 at 1:40 pm

STREET BONER 1119

This gives me a boner the size of Mars but I’m a sucker for old guys in Inca hats.

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STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

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STREET BONER 1117

I love being gorgeous, working out, playing music, and making that crystal clear to as many people as possible beyond any shadow of any possible doubt.

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STREET BONER 1116

And there it is: the magical, crazy, powerful, nut-tangler that is black socks with heels.

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