STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DC CAB CREDITS PT.2 BY JOEL SHUMACHER

Part one was a killer ride. Part 2 makes you want to never see a film again. Seriously this film bums me out so much that I study it more than Bio-Dome. It has almost zero plot and is more random than Un Chein Andalou combined with Car Wash. However, Joel Shumacker got this made which makes him a genius or the owner of a video tape showing studio heads sodomizing teenager while drowning them. Aka; worth it.
So, try this on for size and get wasted with Giorgio Moroder tonight so that you forget about all of this.

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9 Comments

Brian Says:

I bought this sound track strictly for the Moroder coke jams.

04.10.09 at 3:40 pm
edward special Says:

i own this. me and my mom like it. when she is happy.

http://www.cafepress.com/jesushadballs

04.10.09 at 7:59 pm
Dr. Doolittle Says:

Bill Maher was in this gem as a keyboard wizard … its funny

04.12.09 at 1:46 pm
Jeff Jensen Says:

saw it in the theatre with my step-dad we were both in a serious “Mr. T phase”. Great song. It’s got me shakin’ my ass around the office here with my co-workers…wait I’m at home by myself. Sorry

04.13.09 at 12:43 pm
damn guy Says:

Jeff Jensen? You give Entertainment Weekly it’s magic, sir.

04.13.09 at 2:11 pm
Dr. Vomit Says:

Totally downloaded this movie. I dunno why I watched garbage like “Jules et Jim” in my film class when gold like this exists.

04.14.09 at 10:11 pm
weirdseance Says:

man, i kinda liked this movie but who ever was in charge of editing really BLEWITT.

04.16.09 at 4:35 pm
sharingmommiesorgasm Says:

Quandry: Can I steal Cassius Vernon Weatherby’s identity when he was no more than a fiction of David Blewwits imagination, who himself was but a one shot wet dream of Joel Shumacker’s fevered brain?

04.18.09 at 1:38 pm
b Says:

David Bleww It!

04.28.09 at 8:50 am

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