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DO WE REALLY NEED YOU AND YOUR MORNING ENERGY?

Hey I have an idea. We don’t need you in the mornings.
#A You give-aways suck shit. Whoa I just one a Zingers t-shirt and 20% off at Zingers pub! (although Zingers pub would rule and I want a t-shirt from there)
#B Your hummer is irritating regardless of whether you are driving it or giving it.
#C Your ENERGY is so fucking annoying I’d rather electrocute myself for my “morning jolt”.
#D-Z You brag about being so different and “the best morning team out there” until you go two seconds in any direction and there is an exact replica of you (sound and vision) on every station in every city. “The Stever and The Brend” ” The Razzer and the Poke” “The Fuck and The Head” “The Coug’ and The Bullfrog”. You all sound like a shitty location in an Australian pub franchise. Do the world a favor and never wake up again. Please drive that huge piece of shit hummer into your radio station with a vest made from dynamite…please.

This entry was posted on 07.18.08 at 2:39 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

13 Comments

Mr. Belvedere Says:

Holy shit, 91.5 The Beat I thought that was an Ontario station?

07.18.08 at 3:02 pm
Adam W. Says:

Where the hell is “KW”?

07.18.08 at 3:46 pm
recon Says:

kitchener-waterloo its outside toronto

07.18.08 at 5:22 pm
beestingshurtlikeshit Says:

yeah its the self-proclaimed “hip’ radio station in waterloo…

07.18.08 at 6:51 pm
Bagge Says:

Every city ever has at least one of these.

07.19.08 at 1:51 pm
FURY Says:

David Cross’s bit on this stuff is funny as well

07.20.08 at 10:02 pm
Chachi and the Teen Angels Says:

Whenever one says that another is “young and hip,” they are actually either ONLY young or none of the above. Just an observation.

07.21.08 at 7:43 am
Spooner and Mad Dawg Keith Says:

The truth speaks through tv carnage.

07.21.08 at 1:42 pm
noob Says:

off the hook for real

07.21.08 at 2:43 pm
D-Cross Says:

David did it too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK9bbLQZ3Bo

07.22.08 at 3:09 am
kisabella Says:

hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

07.24.08 at 9:23 pm
kat Says:

my favourite part is right at the end when even one of the cohosts looks annoyed with the whole schtick.

07.27.08 at 7:42 pm
Anonymous Says:

bahaha, he visibly winces around 00:25 when she is screaming THAT?S THE TRUTH BABY!!

03.02.09 at 12:14 pm

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