You know what dogs simply love? Being carted around in a bag. It’s a scientific fact that they hate walking , while being treated like an accessory emboldens them to socialize with other dogs and with people. I think we should take it a step further. Remove their legs. It’s just an hassle to have these four things dangling from their bodies when they clearly would rather be in a bag for hours every day. Here we have Taylor Wane telling us a riveting story about her life-loving dog in a bag. The dog has heard this story 80,000 times. You go dawg!

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13 Comments
  1. Gayboners Says:

    That bitch has big tits.

    and a dog in a bag.


  2. gross Says:

    EW


  3. muthafutha Says:

    that woman is hysterical- she should hav her own “fucking”talk show. Seriously.


  4. MICKEYBLUEFRIES Says:

    What a shitty dog, I bet it hates being her bitch and not being able to hang with the other cooler dog.


  5. Haze Says:

    what in the hell? that chick has some huge tits. !!?? there’s a dog in this?


  6. BUFF STUFF Says:

    fuck the dog, those are some big titties!


  7. Mark Says:

    bosoms


  8. dugfresh Says:

    yo she has big tits cause she is a famous PORN STAR! Damn. Doesn’t anyone jack off anymore?


  9. diamond dave Says:

    “jack off?”
    I prefer to jerk off thank you.


  10. bromeo Says:

    diamond dave sucks.


  11. tricky dicky Says:

    Thats exactly what our country needs right now…
    giant American titties.


  12. spencer Says:

    a puuuuuuss?


  13. Seeta Says:

    Eww. She is a British porn “actress.” She scares me.


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