STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DON OF THE TEENS

Don Johnson loves to help teens not drink and drive but somehow I think that’s how he got this gig. As part of a DUI plea bargain where the super stud hangs with a bunch of starstruck kids for an hour ad then bullets away in a yellow sorts car. I love how he hypnotizes the kids with his star power. They have no idea what the fuck he’s talking about because they are too busy diving off of this dreamboat swimming in his gorgeous eyes. From TV CARNAGE’s A RICH TRADITION OF MAGIC. OUT NOWWWWW!

P.S. The STREET CARNAGE STORE is as awesome as smashing a saxophone with a baseball bat!

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7 Comments

nick from human highway Says:

eons and ages ago there was something in the cali bay area called the Bay Area Music Awards.

way back in the miami vice days, Bonnie Raitte and Don Johnson were announcing some band. or I should say, don johnson was TRYING to announce the band. and he was so fucked up he could hardly talk. bonnie had to save his ass.

on live tv.

01.16.09 at 9:42 pm
sexophone Says:

oh tv carnage! i saw Totally Teens for Teens Totally… it was totally RAD!

01.16.09 at 10:53 pm
Some kinda guy Says:

BOOOOOOOOORING

01.17.09 at 2:12 am
chill the fuck out.. Says:

what’s with all the typos? Sorry, I mean typo’s.

01.17.09 at 11:18 am
??? Says:

“Heartbeat! I’m lookin’ for a hearrrttbeeeaaaattt!!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULI5kolBpAk

01.17.09 at 12:43 pm
nuero mancer Says:

Q: Dude you know what movie is fuckin’ rad?
A: A Boy and his Dog, man, that shit is fuckin’ crazy, man. Fuckin’, like, Don Johnson is this like, teenager out in a post apocalyptic future. Right? And he’s got this crazy fuckin’ dog who’s like psychic and shit and they can talk to each other. And the dog can sniff out women with his mind and Don Johnson goes to try and rape them. No really, man.

01.17.09 at 4:08 pm
radgina Says:

i remember this from my VHS of tv carnage. SHIT you guys pre dated all the weirdoes. i ordered the dvd my vhs was worn out. AWESOME!

01.17.09 at 5:29 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.