So Donald Dump and Mark Burnett had this thing on the Celebrity Apprentice called “the goose that laid the golden egg” and they chop it’s head off on the first episode of the season.
An entire season of Andrew Dice Clay (say that to yourself three times without licking your lips, I dare you) and they thought “no let’s just make this season bronze instead of a fur coat made from diamonds” So, while they could have had one of the most significant pieces of balding matter to grace this 3000 year-old planet; strutting around with a migraine inducing Brooklyn accent, they opted for a sup standard carnival of freaks.
Yeah they fucked it. Fucked it up.
P.S. Apparently when Trump was greeting the (ahem) celebrities, he said to ADC;
“What have you been up to Dice? Still putting down women?”
The Diceman retaliated by refusing to fully cooperate while baking muffins later in the show. Nicely played Diceman.

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