STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DON’T BE A MADONNA BABY!

Look, I think what your dad is trying to say is… “Do yu really want to predict what Madonna’s adopted children will grow up to look like?”
Think about it idiot!

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12 Comments

gutthole the original Says:

“Dad” looks reaaaaaally familiar.

05.08.09 at 2:28 pm
. Says:

Her blue lips make my wood go down.

05.08.09 at 3:24 pm
Hon-qué Says:

That’s cuz it’s benjamin sisko pre-DS9.

05.08.09 at 8:28 pm
Loomis Says:

You know Dad, it’s ironic that you called me a sheep and a lemming because you’re another one of those fucking morons that think any animal out there commits suicide when it feels it’s overpopulated. Why don’t you stop worrying about teen fashion and read a fucking book once and awhile?

http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/lemmings.asp

05.08.09 at 9:24 pm
THAT DAMN MADONNA Video Says:

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05.09.09 at 1:27 am
anon Says:

I think the really irony is that he’s dressed in a way to fit in with his peers, to gain respect and acceptance – even better is how ridiculous he looks in his dated, 1800s mail clerk gettup.

05.09.09 at 2:54 am
edward special Says:

it’s good to see jesse jackson and the White Shadow working together. what madona is he talking about. more like salt and pepper

05.10.09 at 1:49 am
Lance Kilby Says:

All Indians No Chiefs

05.10.09 at 6:40 pm
Killface Says:

honestly I always tell people, “it depends which cliff.”

05.11.09 at 2:16 am
Kyle Reese Says:

man, the cop from the terminator is a dick.

05.12.09 at 8:48 pm
Vagicidal Says:

OMG, where have I heard that song before?!?

05.13.09 at 1:40 am
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Says:

Loomis you cant actually talk to people on the screen you know

and way to be “for the kids”, Take That Dad!!!!!!!!!!!

05.17.09 at 4:17 pm

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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