I love that men love to get their faces done up real pretty. As pretty as their living room couch. This is an exclusive TV CARNAGE clip from the late 70’s about that very thing and as great as his face looks he keeps talking about his “heavy bags”. Nice bragging about your weird private parts. Then his wife says she wants bag surgery too or some such horse shit! Right on the national TV set! Just watch it! Literally!
PS Eye surgery makes your eyes look kinda vag-like. HOT!


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6 Comments
  1. pepita Says:

    He looks like he’s got some sort of metal poisoning his blood. mercury perhaps, but I’m not doctor.


  2. Chachi and the babies Says:

    Talk about going green *B’dum Tch!*


  3. FURY Says:

    IF YOU AINT A DOCTOR THEN SHUT THE HELL UP!


  4. dungaling Says:

    “IF YOU AINT A DOCTOR THEN SHUT THE HELL UP!?”
    That is a confusing bit of bullshit. awesome clip.


  5. son Says:

    “i love looking at him now”


  6. SWEATIN' BONES Says:

    i think i need my heavy bags smoothing


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