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ENJOY YOUR DAIRY QUEEN, YOU BUCKET OF GARBAGE

When people play dress up they often tend to give insight into their subconscious, self image. In this case; enjoy your Dairy Queen you worthless, bucket of garbage.

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12 Comments

Chachi IS Det. Foster Says:

I guess Big Pinky doesn’t know how delicious a Blueberry Mister Misty really is… or does he?

10.06.08 at 9:31 pm
babz Says:

WHAT THE FUCK DOES “BRAZIER” MEAN???? I’VE NEVER KNOWN THIS AND ALWAYS WONDERED.

10.06.08 at 10:44 pm
babz Says:

oh and one more thing: did you know they make a Girl Scout thin mint blizzard now?

10.06.08 at 10:45 pm
Slyvie Says:

a BRAZIER is a merchant of safety lingerie

10.07.08 at 12:04 am
Vane$$a Says:

A brazier is actually a grill, so a Dairy Queen Brazier would be a DQ that has grilled food on the menu.

10.08.08 at 8:59 am
Clem Ratcliffe Says:

Pee blud at FilthyRichmond.com

10.08.08 at 4:57 pm
Mean Gene Says:

She was happy because she didn’t win the Dairy Queen certificate.

10.08.08 at 7:46 pm
dannyboy Says:

She was happy to be a bucket of garbage… let’s start there. Still funny.

10.10.08 at 5:39 pm
Beef Says:

She’s a bucket of hot garbage. If I were a cannibal and this were 1970-whatever-the-fuck, she’d be my first victim and I leave those perfect thighs for last.

10.11.08 at 2:44 pm
louis Says:

fuck I want a hunger-buster!

10.11.08 at 3:26 pm
DX Says:

How about that Door #1 presenter’s plaid pant-suit and scarf outfit? Makes trash-bin girl look like a Fosse dancer.

11.05.08 at 4:55 pm
Teddy Ruxpin Says:

12.20.08 at 7:39 am

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