When people play dress up they often tend to give insight into their subconscious, self image. In this case; enjoy your Dairy Queen you worthless, bucket of garbage.



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12 Comments
  1. Chachi IS Det. Foster Says:

    I guess Big Pinky doesn’t know how delicious a Blueberry Mister Misty really is… or does he?


  2. babz Says:

    WHAT THE FUCK DOES “BRAZIER” MEAN???? I’VE NEVER KNOWN THIS AND ALWAYS WONDERED.


  3. babz Says:

    oh and one more thing: did you know they make a Girl Scout thin mint blizzard now?


  4. Slyvie Says:

    a BRAZIER is a merchant of safety lingerie


  5. Vane$$a Says:

    A brazier is actually a grill, so a Dairy Queen Brazier would be a DQ that has grilled food on the menu.


  6. Clem Ratcliffe Says:

    Pee blud at FilthyRichmond.com


  7. Mean Gene Says:

    She was happy because she didn’t win the Dairy Queen certificate.


  8. dannyboy Says:

    She was happy to be a bucket of garbage… let’s start there. Still funny.


  9. Beef Says:

    She’s a bucket of hot garbage. If I were a cannibal and this were 1970-whatever-the-fuck, she’d be my first victim and I leave those perfect thighs for last.


  10. louis Says:

    fuck I want a hunger-buster!


  11. DX Says:

    How about that Door #1 presenter’s plaid pant-suit and scarf outfit? Makes trash-bin girl look like a Fosse dancer.


  12. Teddy Ruxpin Says:

    ;)


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