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E.I.T. EVERYONE IS AN ACTOR, A SHITTY ACTOR.

I cringe EVERY TIME I look at this nugget courtesy of E.I.T.
If everyone is an actor and all the world is a stage then get ready to clean off your shoes cause this stage is made from shit.
“Cut. That was fucking horrendous. I might have to resort to forgetting that by blowing my head off. Thank-you”

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7 Comments

JuCIFER Says:

wow that sucked serious bidnez -

05.14.09 at 4:53 pm
fukinhell Says:

they are reading a script about themselves

05.14.09 at 6:27 pm
bumbun Says:

are they acting?
are they acting like they are acting?
are they reading it so well that it seems like its real?

this is like a virtual vortex

05.14.09 at 10:15 pm
bunnys kidnapper Says:

I have some kind of MORON problem

05.15.09 at 1:01 pm
Bonzo goes to Shitsburg Says:

even though i’ve seen this before, i about lost bowel control when he started mumbling about “kyles got the trees…fugged” and full-on shit the bed at “i have some kind of a moron problem.” I feel crappy and awful…and crappy. Literally.

05.16.09 at 5:30 am
fuckface Says:

holy shit. E.I.T. is like Barbara Walters to Beckles’ Whoopie Goldberg.

I have some kind of MORON problem. my ears are jizzing.

05.25.09 at 1:18 am
Barfington the cat Says:

This looks like an acting class for adults with Aspergers’ syndrome.

I’d give someone else’s nut so see some aspies re-enact an episode of Star Trek in such brutal detail.

05.25.09 at 9:38 pm

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