STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » FATHER AND GITCH

What happened to the guys who took on the wrestling superstars only to be pummeled into submission in every match. They were called things like “STEVE RED BRIEFS MADISON!”, they never had a chance but they were so brilliant at sucking it was captivating. In this case it is father and son. Check out dad’s face. He looks like a bad guy that a bad guy would draw after having a nightmare about a bad guy. His face is made from 3567 punches.

No related posts.

This entry was posted on 03.13.08 at 9:33 am by TV Carnage. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

9 Comments

The Sheepherders Says:

“Barry… O!”

03.13.08 at 9:59 am
Dic Flare Says:

This post gets a running big boot of love.

03.13.08 at 10:03 am
Shawn Says:

J.D. “Special Delivery” Jones!

03.13.08 at 10:48 am
chooba Says:

FACE
HEEL
FACE
HEEL
FACE FACE
FACE
FACE

03.13.08 at 11:30 am
Jimmy Says:

Bruno Sammartino was badass. His son, however was a toolbag. It’s a bit like Hulk Hogan and his deadbeat son now.

03.13.08 at 6:22 pm
Tanner Says:

Freaking Bruno Sammartino. He and that guy from Resevoir Dogs are made of 100% pure goon.

03.13.08 at 7:51 pm
Oscar Says:

The Brooklyn Brawler was one of em.

03.14.08 at 7:25 am
rob-omb Says:

To this day, David Sammartino wishes he was ‘Iron’ Mike Sharpe……

03.16.08 at 11:08 pm
Anonymous Says:

big up to Barry Horowitz… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Horowitz

03.18.08 at 7:58 pm

STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

E-mail it! | 5 Comments

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

E-mail it! | 7 Comments

STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

E-mail it! | 13 Comments

STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

E-mail it! | 11 Comments

STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.