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Who says old Christian ladies don’t have the saltiest stories around. Filthy in fact. I have to plug my ears whenever the punchline to this one comes along!
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This entry was posted on 07.26.09 at 8:53 am by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

6 Comments

sunday school Says:

plug your ears with tiny ca-ca

07.26.09 at 8:18 pm
zippy Says:

Christians laugh the laugh of the insane! WAAA HAHAHAHAHA!

That still photo looks like Nana went a round with the Monster Cock!

07.26.09 at 8:41 pm
PoopsMagee Says:

I’d fuck her.

07.27.09 at 11:09 am
PoopsMagee Says:

Oh shit. Wrong message board.

07.27.09 at 11:09 am
tweed Says:

I’d fuck her more than words can say.

07.28.09 at 11:21 am
tweed Says:

RIGHT message board!

07.28.09 at 11:35 am

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

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