STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » FUNNY AND SEXY!

What a rare combination to find. Funny is one thing and sexy is another but together that’s like a pair self-cleaning undergarments that wears sunglasses, tells breathtaking jokes and buys you booze! I mean look at him, there must be a sex traffic jam in his bedroom. Am I right ladies? What a HUMP DAY!

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6 Comments

The Realest Says:

Eff?

04.02.08 at 1:46 pm
Cuntegonde Says:

I love improv like this.

04.02.08 at 1:54 pm
plop Says:

the one on the left has a real future in the biz

04.02.08 at 8:42 pm
tits mcgee Says:

i’d like to stick my shotgun in between all those sweet tits

04.04.08 at 3:44 pm
muthafutha Says:

could someone please reprint here in it’s entirety the joke, something about watermelons, wasn’t it?

04.05.08 at 9:44 am
Ed Venture Says:

That was a clip from G.L.O.W. (Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling). They used to have lame skits in between the lame wrestling. What I remember most (besides the hot chicks) was this drunk redneck that would constantly holler, “Bodyslam the Ref.!” through the entire show. Ivory from the WWE got her start here as Tina Ferrari. Later she became Nina Ferrari after GLOW folded and turned into P.O.W.W. (POwerful Women of Wrestling)

04.18.08 at 12:54 am

STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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