TV CARNAGE “WHAT CHO TALKIN’ BOUT MONDAYS ?!”
Introducing TV CARNAGE’s latest, temporary cure for upper body nudity – The Garfield Coleman™. This wee beastie can be found throughout the week foraging Hollywood dumpsters for discarded one-liners, quips and catch phrases; but despite its diminutive, portly package it has the brass coconuts to take on the world’s greatest adversary…MONDAYS!
Garfield Coleman is to Mondays what the Mongoose to the Cobra. So watch out Monday, you smug piece of caustic shit, cause despite your incessant negative ramblings the question still remains; “WHAT CHOO TALKIN’ BOUT MONDAYS?!”
Monday, in short (no pun) your MonDAYS are numbered.
Printed on American Apparel T-Shirt stuff and available in African American and Caucasian.
S&H INCLUDED!
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gennnnnioussssssssssss me want!!!!
11.06.08 at 2:06 pm
HOLY SHIT! This shirt is several strokes of brilliance!
ordering now.
11.06.08 at 2:55 pm
i’m too stupid to order that
11.06.08 at 3:05 pm
i’m getting one! for cristmas! KEWL
11.06.08 at 4:45 pm
The pussy I pulled in this thing.
11.06.08 at 7:37 pm
thanks for the shirt that i just bought from you.
11.07.08 at 1:11 pm
boring.
11.08.08 at 10:54 am
faggots take two retro thing and combine them together and you want to buy them cause you’re a dumb faggot
11.08.08 at 4:20 pm
the funny shit about the comment above is that he’s on a site complaining about what it’s famous for doing and doing well.
Hey “unbelievably embarrassing” you should go to a grocery store and get mad at all the food.
P.S. You also named yourself after yourself u redundant loser.
11.10.08 at 3:34 pm
shirt= fucking funny!
11.10.08 at 3:35 pm
genius. you are spot on. lolz at yelling at food
11.10.08 at 10:17 pm
amen and genius fail. dude this shit is formulaic cocksnot you both are under 18 guaranteed
11.12.08 at 12:24 am
sorry climax, I’m 33. Thats why I love it. Dif Strokes is for oldies. Pre-Urban Outfitters my friend.
Formalic is such a weak complaint. Don’t look at it then.
11.12.08 at 11:38 am
More FRESH TV CARNAGE PLEASE. Beckles, put down the bong and hook me up! PS. I love this shirt too much for words.
11.19.08 at 10:47 pm
What I like about it is, “Hang in there” is assumed. Once you put it on, casual friday is only one hump day away.
11.20.08 at 11:31 am
Gary Coleman has been arrested in Utah for disorderly conduct.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081203/ap_on_en_tv/people_gary_coleman
Nice cowboy hat, GC!
12.03.08 at 7:18 am
I’d sooner play hopscotch on my unicycle before I bought this.
Gary Fuckin coleman hmm’
12.04.08 at 4:09 am
What do you think the difference between a L Afro-American (Black) shirt and a L Caucasian (White) shirt? Especially since the shirt appears to be brown.
12.16.08 at 12:46 am