TV CARNAGE “WHAT CHO TALKIN’ BOUT MONDAYS ?!”

Introducing TV CARNAGE’s latest, temporary cure for upper body nudity – The Garfield Coleman™. This wee beastie can be found throughout the week foraging Hollywood dumpsters for discarded one-liners, quips and catch phrases; but despite its diminutive, portly package it has the brass coconuts to take on the world’s greatest adversary…MONDAYS!

Garfield Coleman is to Mondays what the Mongoose to the Cobra. So watch out Monday, you smug piece of caustic shit, cause despite your incessant negative ramblings the question still remains; “WHAT CHOO TALKIN’ BOUT MONDAYS?!”

Monday, in short (no pun) your MonDAYS are numbered.

Printed on American Apparel T-Shirt stuff and available in African American and Caucasian.

S&H INCLUDED!
(INTERNATIONAL ORDERS ADD $10)



  1. STREET CARNAGE INVITES YOU TO COME TO THE LEGION TONIGHT. FOR GARY’S SAKE AS WELL AS OTHER REASONS
  2. STREET CARNAGE SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE IN SMALL
  3. ANOTHER NEW DVD FOR SALE: A MILLION IN THE MORNING
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This entry was posted on 11.06.08 at 12:52 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.
18 Comments
  1. lola Says:

    gennnnnioussssssssssss me want!!!!


  2. dingbat Says:

    HOLY SHIT! This shirt is several strokes of brilliance!
    ordering now.


  3. supes Says:

    i’m too stupid to order that


  4. srsly Says:

    i’m getting one! for cristmas! KEWL


  5. Taeil Says:

    The pussy I pulled in this thing.


  6. SCOTTIECAPSLOCK Says:

    thanks for the shirt that i just bought from you.


  7. boring Says:

    boring.


  8. unbelievably embarrassing Says:

    faggots take two retro thing and combine them together and you want to buy them cause you’re a dumb faggot


  9. genius Says:

    the funny shit about the comment above is that he’s on a site complaining about what it’s famous for doing and doing well.
    Hey “unbelievably embarrassing” you should go to a grocery store and get mad at all the food.
    P.S. You also named yourself after yourself u redundant loser.


  10. ghet-toes Says:

    shirt= fucking funny!


  11. amen Says:

    genius. you are spot on. lolz at yelling at food


  12. climaxmillian Says:

    amen and genius fail. dude this shit is formulaic cocksnot you both are under 18 guaranteed


  13. genius Says:

    sorry climax, I’m 33. Thats why I love it. Dif Strokes is for oldies. Pre-Urban Outfitters my friend.
    Formalic is such a weak complaint. Don’t look at it then.


  14. missy poo Says:

    More FRESH TV CARNAGE PLEASE. Beckles, put down the bong and hook me up! PS. I love this shirt too much for words.


  15. mr.Wilson Says:

    What I like about it is, “Hang in there” is assumed. Once you put it on, casual friday is only one hump day away.


  16. Jim Goad Says:

    Gary Coleman has been arrested in Utah for disorderly conduct.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081203/ap_on_en_tv/people_gary_coleman

    Nice cowboy hat, GC!


  17. Chester copperpot Says:

    I’d sooner play hopscotch on my unicycle before I bought this.

    Gary Fuckin coleman hmm’


  18. dogwearingsunglasses Says:

    What do you think the difference between a L Afro-American (Black) shirt and a L Caucasian (White) shirt? Especially since the shirt appears to be brown.


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