STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » GOD BLESS THE USA HOOTERS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA! I pray this clip will inspire someone to celebrate the 4th at Hooters. I am at a loss for anything else as American as that. If you have just returned from a 4th of July Hooters celebration and are seeing this for the first time, please mail yourself to me so I can have you cast in bronze.
“SHYAKE IT BAYBEEE!”

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10 Comments

santobronze Says:

On my way to HOOTERS mother fuckers!

07.04.08 at 1:51 pm
dickdirt Says:

So GOOOOOODDDD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
MORE BBQ!

07.04.08 at 10:34 pm
baby Says:

that was retarted.

07.05.08 at 2:43 am
nerdy gerdy Says:

That reminded me of what a friend said to me after he came back from his student exchange trip to america. “They tell them that the USA is the best country in the world ever….. and they believe that shit”.

07.06.08 at 6:11 am
nerdy gerdy Says:

*In school they tell them*

07.06.08 at 6:13 am
terrycloth Says:

TV CARNAGE IS GOD!

07.06.08 at 11:34 am
Butchie Says:

That gave me mixed signals. On one hand, I want to get some oysters at Hooters. On the other hand, buffalo shrimp might be good.

07.08.08 at 12:43 pm
willie Says:

Kids singing “God Bless America” piss me off.

07.08.08 at 11:11 pm
Panelofexperts Says:

goddamn that was disturbing

07.10.08 at 1:22 pm
pixxie Says:

somehow, this just screams nazi germany.

07.11.08 at 10:06 am

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