STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » GREAT CRYPT QUIP LESBIAN FACE

You are right! There is nothing better than half-assed extreme jock music, a vampire in sunglasses, a putrid wisecracking hunk, back flips and candles! The 36-year-old, lesbian-faced man who wrote this scene definitely treated himself to three Malibu’s with extra pineapple for doing such a good job.

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13 Comments

gutthole Says:

SUPER DUPER GUITAR

03.26.09 at 9:12 pm
dapwell Says:

hahahaha, is she like a vampire cat or werewolf or something? i am seriously asking this question.

03.27.09 at 12:07 am
Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

Nice tits

03.27.09 at 6:46 am
Crap Services Says:

they were stunt air bags

03.27.09 at 7:42 am
Dr. Furious Says:

she cartwheeled the shit out of that guy

03.27.09 at 10:06 am
God Says:

yawn

03.27.09 at 3:32 pm
wack-boy Says:

There was too much awesomeness for just one scene, could there possibly be any left for the rest of the movie.

03.27.09 at 6:27 pm
I'm late for bible study Says:

poetry in motion, it is. They’re both dykes though.

03.28.09 at 11:28 am
James Says:

same shit happened to me last night.

03.28.09 at 12:12 pm
blark Says:

why is it however hard I try I can never write anything this good? I will transcribe this scene just to feel what its like to be a genius

03.28.09 at 4:10 pm
what? Says:

Is there any martial arts fighting style in which a cartwheel is a legitimate move? Seems like it would be pretty easy to defend against.

03.30.09 at 12:14 pm
Anonymous Says:

you’re grammer is atroshus.

04.09.09 at 2:50 pm
Strange and Violent Says:

Ah, the days when prune lipstick was sexy.

04.19.09 at 12:22 am

STREET BONER 1682

There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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