STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » HA HA I GET IT!

HA HA I TOTALLY GET IT! Blonds with big tits are stupid, duh! But twins? It’s like the 911 of stupid! It’s like Retardageddon!
Plus, there is a contest where said twins, tour college bars and ask drunk jocks to be in commercials with them. See, that’s not stupid.
I pray that they took out rape insurance.
XO
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13 Comments

imbored Says:

first!

07.17.09 at 2:23 am
ummm Says:

just look at the mouths of those creatures, who needs to listen to their words?

07.17.09 at 2:26 am
illiteritt Says:

first!

07.17.09 at 9:48 am
babz Says:

groooosssssss.

thanks, canada.

07.17.09 at 12:32 pm
Max Says:

They are relapse play girls, for when you come undone like 3 times a year. You look through your phone books to see if girls like this are still alive.

07.18.09 at 1:21 am
Chelsea Says:

The Quarnozian High-Five of Death!

07.18.09 at 5:57 pm
imyar Says:

eww

07.19.09 at 11:14 am
zippy Says:

They look like Tori Spelling’s ugly cousins.

07.20.09 at 12:51 pm
Europe (The Band) Says:

Tori Spelling is THEIR ugly cousin, no?

07.20.09 at 3:48 pm
zippy Says:

Yeah, that is what makes the comment so brutal.

07.21.09 at 9:13 am
Necrosodomy Says:

Did someone say brutal?

07.21.09 at 8:38 pm
Europe (The Band) Says:

@Zippy, point taken.

07.23.09 at 6:33 pm
Steve C Says:

As a twin I’m appalled..

07.23.09 at 8:35 pm

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