STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » HAL IS PURE SEX!

Hal and Joanne are Canadian™ exercise gurus and have a 3 minute TV show called BODY BREAK ™. They are, hands-down, the hottest salt and pepper exercise couple in Canada and they are pure SEX™!. We here at STREET CARNAGE™ even have the Hal and Joanne book. Crammed with exercise tips for your body, soul and mind. Tips such as "Stretch before you jog". Anyhow, enjoy this HUMP DAY™ clip and HAL thrusts his manhood toward you. WOW™!

No related posts.

This entry was posted on 06.18.08 at 12:34 pm by TV Carnage. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

6 Comments

eh? Says:

I saw the man, but no hood

06.18.08 at 3:36 pm
Gayboners Says:

Sometimes crunches are just crunches, pal.

06.18.08 at 10:57 pm
CHUGADUG Says:

I LOVE YOU!

06.19.08 at 11:49 am
fag's perspective Says:

i remember this cake eater

06.19.08 at 2:00 pm
Care Bear Us Says:

i’m loving the ridiculous canadian content. this may actually be funnier to americans ’cause canadians are just like “…and?” having hal’s junk thrust into our faces for decades.

06.20.08 at 7:44 am
Slamuel Says:

My uncle encountered H&J at the radio station he was working at. He said they are just as upbeat and chipper in person, can you imagine how positively sexy their sex would be?

09.12.08 at 7:57 pm

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

E-mail it! | 5 Comments

STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

E-mail it! | 10 Comments

STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

E-mail it! | 10 Comments

STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

E-mail it! | 13 Comments

STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.