Dear Canada,
Happy Birthday. You are the best country in the world! socialized medicine, nude cops, gay and lesbian drinking fountains, poutine, mentally handicapped prime ministers, skyscrapers, pragmatism, water, zero racism, humility, French, money, food, cars, smiles, politeness, subway systems, ummm, state run television, mustaches, guys from Barrie Ontario in stressed jeans running Toronto.
AND
D.O.A, skull skates, French girls, Degrassi, Tiny Talent Time, Hilarious House of Frightenstein, Northwood, The Marine Club, Port McNichol, Barry Thomas, Wilson, Beyond Reason (a psychic game show),and Gino Vannelli

  1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOODSTOCK YOU FUCKING LOSER
  2. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA (FROM CANADA)
  3. HAPPY CANADA DAY!
  4. HAPPY HALLOWEEN
  5. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: MEXICO IS OVER IT

This entry was posted on 07.01.08 at 12:38 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.
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  1. Lokimotive Says:

    Ballin’!


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