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HEY BROWN LOAFERS, IT’S CALLED A STREET SURFER

I love it when drunk seniors in brown loafers are introduced to space aged technology like a surfing device on wheels. Also, why the fuck don’t people still do these shitty tricks. They RULE!

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10 Comments

Wack-boy Says:

Kaptain Kanada!!!!!

08.28.09 at 6:40 pm
Sageakash Says:

and todd is going to jump…
Stoops on me, i thought he was going to ollie…stoops on me indeed

08.28.09 at 7:57 pm
y Says:

http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/tvcarnage/hey-brown-loafers-its-called-a-street-surfer/#comments

08.28.09 at 8:53 pm
neezy Says:

Wow Gavin looked so much younger in the 70’s, still too old to be doing this shit, but younger nonetheless.

08.28.09 at 11:05 pm
Leather Owl Says:

aren’t those called bananas boards? why do i even care.

08.29.09 at 3:20 am
Peter Madsen Says:

Oh, we still do these shitty tricks. Nice winged skateboard, btw.

08.29.09 at 4:37 pm
omg sooo randum Says:

I think if it had progressed like this, this is what we’d see today:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFJScxC18xc

08.31.09 at 1:23 am
laxytsuip Says:

fuck. i just ended up buying “the swimmer” starring burt lancaster for 70 bucks on amazon. watching tv carnage makes me want to buy it.

08.31.09 at 6:39 pm
Ant No Termite Says:

check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BiA8TWqPpk&feature=channel_page

08.31.09 at 10:01 pm
sk8r-person Says:

They still do those shitty tricks! The last one is a hippie jump.

09.02.09 at 4:24 am

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STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

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