STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » HIP HOP CRIME DIVISION

Do you dream of a career in law enforcement as a DJ? Well you can have both if you live in a script page of CSI New York. When a case in a gritty urban area is full of mystery and strange coded messages, turn to the HIP HOP CRIME DIVISION for help. A funky urban styled type of music forensics that incorporates DJs or Disc Jockeys and eyebrow raising cops, to help solve the funky crime. FREEZE TURKEY!

Excerpt from TV CARNAGE’s A Sore for Sighted Eyes. Available in the streetcarnage.com gift pavilion.

This entry was posted on 03.05.08 at 9:05 am by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

4 Comments

muthafutha Says:

Get justice on the case!

03.05.08 at 9:12 am
dm Says:

stab stab stab

03.05.08 at 4:45 pm
Stuart Says:

A rapper, huh? John, that’ll teach that guy who sodomized your son and cut off his head.

Son of a bitch!

03.05.08 at 6:34 pm
mr.wilson Says:

Hey, if it gets one more scum bag off of the street, I don’t care if they use a theremin, an argy bargy or a didgeridoo. What else are we going to do with all the beat boxists from the 80’s.

03.06.08 at 8:17 pm

STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are, accessories.

E-mail it! | No Comments

STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

E-mail it! | 5 Comments

STREET BONER 1123

I love music nerds because they’re experts in other people saying, “Kick out the jams motherfuckers!”

E-mail it! | 15 Comments

STREET BONER 1122

The only way you’re going to get laid at SXSW is to find a girl who doesn’t mind having sex in a closet or on the floor of a shitty hotel room at six in the morning. In other words, you’re not going to get laid at SXSW.

E-mail it! | 22 Comments

STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

Bad Behavior has blocked 4710 access attempts in the last 7 days.