Dr.Suzanne Somers has advice for all the ladies who wanna keep it moist. I love it! I think she may have even convinced the dude doing the interview that it’s worth taking 85 shots an hour to get banged at 61-ish.
God bless Hollywood star-physicians, who needs a medically trained idiot when you have Dr Chrissy?
Actually, I’m serious. Fuck doctors. I’m going to the INSIDER for my meds.
P.S. Listen for how the INSIDER dude keeps saying “hormones”in a whisper inspired voice.
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Can I please let the world know that this is not taught in medical school. This is some greedy board certified physician deciding how he or she can make money by treating peoples “problems”… problems fabricated by Big Pharma. Susanne Somer’s is nothing but a new-age version of a body-builder on “roids”. If she thinks this is going to make her young and virile, she’ll be even more excited when she has to go in for valve replacement. I’m writing this because the doctor who replaced the heart valves of Arnold Schwarzenegger was once my neighbor and a friend of the family.
Do your liver’s and your cells and your blood, brain, barrier a favor: http://diabetes.webmd.com/news/20040220/antioxidant-rich-diet-prevent-diabetes
p.s. check out the scopalamine documentary at vbs.com. Scopalamine is a central nervous system stimulant that works indirectly through inhibition of the parasympathetic nervous system. As a result, minor doses can resolve the effects of certain nerve injuries, however, huge doses can completely obliterate your ability to feel like you can “rest and digest” plunging you into fight or flight. You become completely in the hands of your abusers and wake up completely unaware of what happened to you. Probably your bodie’s defense of the highly stressful event.
scopolamine /sco·pol·a·mine/ (sko-pol´ah-men) an anticholinergic alkaloid obtained from various solanaceous plants; used as the base or the hydrobromide salt as an antiemetic and as the hydrobromide salt as a preanesthetic antisialagogue, adjunct to general anesthesia, and topical mydriatic and cycloplegic.
sco·pol·a·mine (sk-pl-mn, -mn) n. A thick, syrupy, colorless alkaloid extracted from plants such as henbane and used as a mydriatic, sedative, antiemetic, and treatment for motion sickness. Also called hyoscine.
anticholinergic /an·ti·cho·lin·er·gic/ (-ko?lin-er´jik) parasympatholytic; blocking the passage of impulses through the parasympathetic nerves; also, an agent that so acts
06.27.08 at 2:48 am
Whoah, this totally reminds me of my favorite local band (in Reno) The Farley Overdose! They have song called “Whore Moans” and I never got it til Beckles spelled it out for me. Fuck!
06.27.08 at 6:02 am
It’s like her dorian gray portrait has started to Malfunction
06.27.08 at 8:04 am
hahahahahaha
TV CARNAGE = AWESOME!
06.27.08 at 10:25 am
The interviewer (newsreader? presenter?) is cockeyed.
Also:
I’m not going to say testosterone on 45 ever again. It sounds so much better on 33.
06.27.08 at 2:24 pm
you should have looped that cross eyed bitch
06.27.08 at 3:47 pm
seriously this makes laugh like hell but it also makes throw up too. this could be anywhere, this could be everywhere…………………..
07.01.08 at 7:54 am