STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » HOT BUTTERED POPKOWN

I don’t know what it is about "Members Only" jackets, but they instill a confidence and attitude unlike any other garment invented…ever. That includes the Toga. This guy won’t stop until he gets the girl of his dreams. Why? The jacket, not him. If he took that jacket off he’d be nude in his ability to be so confident. He also chose Burgundy and when that is combined with a Members Only jacket and the offer of "hot buttered popkown?" you get the irrisistable charm of a rapist. Nicely played.

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8 Comments

Gayboners Says:

I’m going to say it like that from now on.

06.18.08 at 3:29 am
Dan Says:

Well, at least he didn’t so the trick where you cut a hole in the bottom and stick your dick through it.

06.18.08 at 11:08 pm
Rapier Says:

if rapists are so witty and charming, why are they always raping?

06.19.08 at 10:29 am
weedchair Says:

“Irresistible charm of a rapist” = BRILLIANT!

06.19.08 at 11:54 am
fag's perspective Says:

a nice compliment to this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1_Zs9BDv44&feature=related

06.19.08 at 1:58 pm
Gorbollocks Says:

i could watch that loop forever.

06.20.08 at 4:46 pm
Chachi and the Teen Angels Says:

How come in the 70s and early 80s, teens had distinct voices like this? The pronounciated like no other. Watch Meatballs, Ordinary People and Massacre at Central High for examples.

Hot Buttered Popkown.

07.16.08 at 10:25 am
Kid Character Says:

re: Chachi

because audio technology during the 70s/80s permitted so…

07.19.08 at 2:38 am

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

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