STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » HOW TO GET THE PERFECT TAN

The secret to tanning is knowing when is enough.
For example, our model Brenda has dark hair and likes bright colors so a darker tan is ideal for her and she knows her limit. That’s why she is going to look great!

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9 Comments

lester Says:

she came back a week later for a touch up. seriously, that was a great shot of her ass

11.06.09 at 3:31 pm
JuCÍFEUR Says:

That made me crave Cuban roast pork, they slow cook it in a big box…
DEE-VINE

11.06.09 at 4:34 pm
ladydaze Says:

Well done Pinky!

11.06.09 at 4:55 pm
Professor Mudbutt Says:

so this is why Jews never tan.

11.10.09 at 6:51 pm
dapwell Says:

tanning’s racist

11.11.09 at 1:08 pm
mupetblast Says:

That was about as scary as an episode of Friday the 13th the series.

11.12.09 at 12:11 am
where's my phone? Says:

yo I grew up in the Bible Belt where 85% of girls are tanorexic and of course I’d be like “y’alls gonna die”. I feel like this is how I imagined all these girls in their tanning rituals. and the end was just a perk. A+

11.13.09 at 11:28 am
Anonymous Says:

aha – that’s from that aerobicide film. ain’t it?!
xx
Perrier LaPadite

02.02.11 at 8:16 pm
Perrier LaPadite Says:

Aha – That’s from that aerobicide film. Ain’t it?!
xx
P.

02.02.11 at 8:17 pm

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