Look at this guy. He collects Coca-Cola memorabilia and is in court over his precious collection of rusting shit. Actually, I guess it is important because it is such a rare and endangered species. You never see coca-cola ads anywhere so it makes sense to turn your home into a pathetic, tacky house of warship for that fucking corporate logo. At least his wife is sane and dedicates her time and energy to porcelain coca-cola dolls. Jesus, these people make squandering a fortune on drugs look sane. Coca Cola memorabilia? You are a stupid 8 year old girl. These are the kind of turds are always the first to complain about “not making ends meet”.



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11 Comments
  1. Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

    warship


  2. Gayboners Says:

    Mexicants.


  3. YO DERRICK Says:

    CHANGE THAT FUCKING OUTRO MUSIC DUDE! IT SUCKS!


  4. Gary Bang Says:

    warship


  5. come on Says:

    the outro music makes it!!!!!


  6. . Says:

    Outro music stays.


  7. Chachi and Det. Foster Says:

    She told him to reply with a yes or a no the first time, the second time he doesn’t. What a schnook.


  8. Kumptain Glatterfarts Says:

    warships, i like the name of warships. warships.


  9. sarahhaha Says:

    Dear “YO DERRICK”
    I assume people have realized you are shiity with the ideas, and subsequently you’re not allowed to make decisions in life, which is exactly how it should be u moron.
    kisses,
    Sarah


  10. sarahhaha Says:

    music is rad. it makes everything shitty idiot sound like a force… in a tv carnage way.


  11. chublove Says:

    why is she so mean? and why do people like that about her? i hate america. you are a truly soulless and callow people. some of you are cool, but, by and large, yeah – death to the great satan.


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