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I LIKE THE PLACE FROM THE OUTSIDE BUT THE INSIDE IS NOT AN OPTION.

Look, I have zero problemo with John & Greg Rice selling real estate. However, I just don’t want to go around checking out places I can’t fit into. I seems like a pretty extreme case of “sizeism” to me.
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8 Comments

zippy Says:

I bet these two invented the upskirt!

07.24.09 at 8:18 pm
Peaches Geldof Says:

Has Pink seen this? It’s ripe tv carnage material:
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/07/24/sex-education-for-me.html

07.25.09 at 5:31 pm
drippy dumpling Says:

one brother died, but they’re from my town. i see them all the time. i fucked one’s son, Gregor. really weird sneaking out in the morning past that guy when you’re three feet taller.

07.25.09 at 7:34 pm
beckleskangallzzz Says:

wow. twin midgets. twidgets. i don’t even know what to say.

07.28.09 at 12:55 am
Anonymous Says:

I really hope someone from Michigan submitted this to you and you didn’t just find this online somewhere.

07.28.09 at 11:16 pm
Labratory Screech Says:

imagine one on your balls and the other on your smalls hamamamamama

08.07.09 at 10:42 pm
Farting in Elevators Says:

This is absurd.

09.16.09 at 11:28 am
Big Myk Says:

one ov these guys was dining in a restaurant i worked at in my hometown, and i was coming out ov the kitchen… looked thru the window, didn’t see anyone, came out and knocked him right the fuck down on his ass. real talk.

08.21.10 at 10:03 am

STREET BONER 1682

There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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