STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » I REMEMBER BEING FAT AT A PARADE

Blaire! Don’t you ever let me hear you put yourself down like that again! You are a human and a fat! So you get out there and parade yourself around!

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10 Comments

Welcome back kotter Says:

She should drink jesus’ own hot sauce of truth.

05.29.09 at 2:58 pm
Gay Terrorist Says:

I have a suggestion for Gavin; let’s both put our cocks in her ass simultaneously and stretch it to unimaginable proportions so that it looks worse than a 70 year-old gay man’s ass.

05.29.09 at 4:23 pm
wack-boy Says:

There is humans on television?

05.29.09 at 8:28 pm
streetbummers Says:

It seems like the kid from Fat Chicks In Party Hats dot com has been editing the site this week.

05.29.09 at 8:46 pm
haha Says:

this reminds me of faces of death

05.29.09 at 10:46 pm
Cynthia Says:

you guys are silly…poor Blaire

05.30.09 at 10:52 pm
Chris Duncan Clothing Says:

hey guys

05.31.09 at 7:19 am
edward special Says:

uh.

05.31.09 at 1:35 pm
pinchmynads Says:

your life is stupid

06.01.09 at 2:37 pm
skull front Says:

is she homeless yet.

06.02.09 at 8:15 am

STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.