STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » IF I SAW MONDAY SNEAKING UP ON ME…

If I saw Monday sneaking up behind me in a dot matrix Cosby sweater (very clever Monday) I’d play it cool. Like it was Thursday or Friday. THEN, without Monday even having a stupid MONDAY clue, I’d stand there all “Ohh what day is it? I forget…” Then I’d say “Hey asshole” and when Monday looked up all confused cause I caught him sneaking around, I’d kick his stupid post Sunday face so hard it would make his Monday head split open. LOSER! Then Tuesday (who is a bit of a kiss ass but has a good attitude) would walk up and ask me if I’m okay. My answer: “yeah”

Hey Monday! How’s YOUR Monday?!

This entry was posted on 03.24.08 at 11:06 am by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

6 Comments

mr.wilson Says:

For me, mondays are more like the scene in Chopper where he head buts his girlfriends mother.

03.24.08 at 11:48 am
bizzie wascal Says:

Mondays suck harder than Ashley Dupree

03.24.08 at 1:15 pm
aaaaaaaawwwwwwwww Says:

my monday angst is satiated. thank you tv carnage.

03.24.08 at 1:36 pm
TV Carnage is my Friday Says:

Casual friday that is. I love you and want to give you crabs.

03.24.08 at 11:08 pm
girlygirl Says:

TV CARNAGE YOU ARE A GENIUS!

03.25.08 at 1:20 pm
muthafutha Says:

thursty thursdays are aye

03.27.08 at 9:33 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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