STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » IF I SAW MONDAY SNEAKING UP ON ME…

If I saw Monday sneaking up behind me in a dot matrix Cosby sweater (very clever Monday) I’d play it cool. Like it was Thursday or Friday. THEN, without Monday even having a stupid MONDAY clue, I’d stand there all “Ohh what day is it? I forget…” Then I’d say “Hey asshole” and when Monday looked up all confused cause I caught him sneaking around, I’d kick his stupid post Sunday face so hard it would make his Monday head split open. LOSER! Then Tuesday (who is a bit of a kiss ass but has a good attitude) would walk up and ask me if I’m okay. My answer: “yeah”

Hey Monday! How’s YOUR Monday?!

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6 Comments

mr.wilson Says:

For me, mondays are more like the scene in Chopper where he head buts his girlfriends mother.

03.24.08 at 11:48 am
bizzie wascal Says:

Mondays suck harder than Ashley Dupree

03.24.08 at 1:15 pm
aaaaaaaawwwwwwwww Says:

my monday angst is satiated. thank you tv carnage.

03.24.08 at 1:36 pm
TV Carnage is my Friday Says:

Casual friday that is. I love you and want to give you crabs.

03.24.08 at 11:08 pm
girlygirl Says:

TV CARNAGE YOU ARE A GENIUS!

03.25.08 at 1:20 pm
muthafutha Says:

thursty thursdays are aye

03.27.08 at 9:33 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

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