I know 3 people who have had their computer fucking machines die today. I also know someone who just lost hundreds upon hundreds of gigs on a hard drive. Gooooooooooooooooooooood times.
So what do you do? You walk around all day thinking of how fucked you are while taking your pulse; cause that baseball bat in the corner is just moments away from being used to smash everything in sight.
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fucking machines
09.17.08 at 3:11 pm
I f yo wanna da people that lost shit from the computer:
That’s god fucking with you!
09.17.08 at 4:28 pm
if only there were some way to “back up” one’s data. i guess maybe one day the future will bring this and other marvels.
09.17.08 at 4:29 pm
All I can think to say is “you’ll rue the day computer, you’ll rue the day” like that’ll do me any good (it won’t)
09.17.08 at 6:35 pm
i was at the tv carnage castle once. If that I doubt there is anything invented to back up that dudes data. I could have been there for years and not seen it all.
09.18.08 at 3:20 pm
I can’t believe that this smarmy jab “if only there were some way to “back up” one’s data” was even written to a God. Who knows what cures for disease through carnage editing genius were lost…
09.18.08 at 4:02 pm
what a nice way to pause during the day, and remember to “stop”. thank you tv carnage
09.24.08 at 12:47 pm