STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » JAY LENO WEIGHS IN ON GOD

Hi. As the brilliant among you know, I get all of my information, inspiration and laughter solely from Jay Leno. He has been lauded in my TV CARNAGE compilations as the greatest man alive and I still stand by this fact. If I were the Son of Sam it would have been a talking Jay Leno that inspired my a murderous rampage, not a talking dog. If I were a a hair I would fight to be on his head. If I were words I would seek refuge in his mouth as his thoughts do in his mind. Jay Leno dares to be Jay Leno! Can you say you do? If only everyone was Jay Leno there wouldn’t be any morons in the world.

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14 Comments

SCOTTIECAPSLOCK Says:

How, exactly, is this him weighing in on God?

09.25.08 at 12:22 pm
dannyboy Says:

SCOTTIE.. are you serious????

09.25.08 at 12:35 pm
let's put the ass in crass Says:

what do you mean “these people”

09.25.08 at 1:39 pm
Street Carnage is brought to you today by AMC's Mad Men Says:

Branford Marsalis understands.

09.25.08 at 2:34 pm
SCOTTIECAPSLOCK Says:

dannyboy… yes, I was being perfectly serious. I’m also a Grade A twat.

09.25.08 at 2:52 pm
dannyboy Says:

you sure r you British blouse.

09.25.08 at 2:53 pm
meh Says:

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09.25.08 at 4:17 pm
Dr. Taco Truck Says:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXeVxf4c0Rk

09.25.08 at 8:09 pm
The Lollypop Kids Says:

Notice, he don’t be pickin on the midgets either, cause they’ll grab your nuts and jump off the toilet seat.

09.25.08 at 11:02 pm
Chachi and the Electric Gigolo Says:

Fine–but what I’m saying is don’t… (*Street Carnage theme*)

09.26.08 at 3:11 pm
Chachi and the Electric Gigolo Says:

I take it they’re talking about Scott Wolf.

09.26.08 at 3:12 pm
asdf Says:

these videos are hit and miss. sorry.

09.28.08 at 3:57 am
dirk peters (halfbreed) Says:

Who are they talking about?

10.03.08 at 11:10 pm
neezy Says:

anything but the slapping, must avoid that for sure

10.04.08 at 1:42 pm

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