Yes, ventriloquists are schizophrenics and repel vaginae and of course… black ventriloquist dolls cannot pronounce “ventriloquist”. However, what is seldom known is how much power the dolls (dummies) have over their owners. This poor bastard of a Señor Citizen held hostage to the dummies ever changing moods.
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HA HAAAA Ventriloquists are among the creepiest multiple personality mother fuckers out there. I’m convinced it was a brand of pre-med therapy.
05.27.09 at 7:12 pm
I want to see the rest of this.
05.27.09 at 10:38 pm
That racist is right, blykes can’t pronounce ven-trickle-list.
1X4 YOLANDA!
WHASSUP GIT DAWG?????
05.28.09 at 12:40 pm
Isn’t that April Winchell’s dad?
05.28.09 at 9:24 pm
that black puppet gets 10 kittens for rocking the harrington jacket, which distracts me from the sambo-ness just a smidge.
05.28.09 at 9:43 pm
Puppets scare art students shocker.
05.29.09 at 11:51 am
YOU NEED TO TONE-DOWN THE FUCKING QUALITY ON THESE VIDEOS … THEY DONT LOAD RIGHT ON MY COMPUTER.
05.29.09 at 12:59 pm
my man’s got big dreams & money machines
05.29.09 at 1:32 pm
Do they fuck their dolls or what?
05.31.09 at 12:26 am
Terry Richardson is getting old.
06.04.09 at 10:24 am