STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » JERRY YOU GIVE GOOD MADONNA!

WHOA! GERRY!
Take it easy on us (society) man. I mean you have truly conquered it all and now your a killer, stand-up comic? Seriously, it’s gone from you showing us how to do everything to you just showing us up. I’d tell you to take a chill pill but you’d probably do that way better than all of us
P.S. Jerry …funnnnnnyyyy shiiitttttt.

This entry was posted on 12.04.08 at 11:27 am by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

8 Comments

GayMayor Says:

your

12.04.08 at 1:53 pm
peeps Says:

typo aside, I was salivating when I came and saw NEW TV C!!! Miracles do happen! Too bad I was laid off today. (sad face)

12.04.08 at 2:01 pm
Dr Abode Says:

You wernt laid off, you were fired. But you wouldent know the difference.

12.04.08 at 8:25 pm
bro manchu Says:

mayor of cleveland, possible presidential candidate, fucked a hooker, ran the sleaziest show on TV. big ups.

12.04.08 at 11:21 pm
sexphone Says:

Dr Abode,
I hope you rot in Heaven.

12.05.08 at 6:47 pm
el dude Says:

If you close your eyes he sounds like Woody Allen.

12.06.08 at 1:59 pm
? Says:

Not funny?

12.07.08 at 12:54 pm
"Xavier Kincaid" Says:

Fuck You Fuckers

12.08.08 at 12:49 am

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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