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JIMMY SOMERVILLE IS AN ACTION FILMS KRYPTONITE

Super-macho Jimmy Somerville proves once again that he can destroy any super-macho action film with his compositions, turning them into a gay melodrama only to be rivaled by Douglas Sirk.

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6 Comments

Gayboners Says:

That song gays up all my favorite scenes, activities, social events and poultry dishes.

05.30.08 at 8:19 am
Mr. Happy Says:

even on mute that is gay softcore porn. (though power sliding a burning bike to explode a car is a solid move.)

05.30.08 at 10:15 am
Swilliamson Says:

You should do a DVD of de-macho stuff with Communards, Pet Shop Boys, Man Parrish, etc… over it called “A Street Boner And TV Car-nage Named Desire” and be bloody done with it.

05.30.08 at 1:24 pm
aleke Says:

what the hell is this movie

06.01.08 at 4:20 am
MAH MEMRY Says:

That would be “Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man” starring none other than Mickey Rourke alongside Don-motherfucking-Johnson.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102005/

06.03.08 at 3:54 am
penn Says:

could he look anymore like a penis?

http://us.ent1.yimg.com/images.launch.yahoo.com/000/029/776/29776689.jpg

06.05.08 at 11:03 am

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